• englland:

    American Horror Story: Low Battery

    (Source: englland, via happiest)

  • lecterings:

    'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

    (via fastfoodchain)

    1. e
    2. f
  • h0odrich:

    mom: where are you going its almost midnight

    me: out


    (via asian)

    1. e
    2. f
  • quentintortellini:

    pen pals with benefits

    (via phobias)

    1. e
    2. f
  • luuvable:

    My hobbies include online shopping and looking at pictures of hot guys.

    (via frickin)

  • shouldnt:

    literally having nice hair is the biggest turn on ever

    (via fascinates)

  • wwonderful:

    what the fuck is wrong with u people if a person wants to wear a grandpa sweater and a flowercrown while drinking a pumpkin spice latte fucking let them live their life the last thing they probably need is your broke judgmental ass giving them hella negative vibes cause you don’t like their life choices bye

    (Source: animericans, via relahvant)

  • morbid-twat:


Actress Gemma Arterton on a break during the filming of ‘Byzantium’. She went out to the balcony for a smoke and forgot to clean the fake blood off her face. Awesome.

    1. e
    2. f
  • my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

    (Source: wificrisis, via orgasm)