• calihearter:

    if you are the 1st in mario kart and driving directly in front of the goal in a banana:
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    (Source: raihny, via tipslip)

  • avoxia:

    i don’t think my teachers understand i have an unpopular blog to run

    (via confirmance)

  • i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

    (Source: intensional, via shouldnt)

  • "Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with."
    – Anonymous (via suspend)

    (Source: levi-has-the-booty, via astound)

  • theyre:

    Make fun of your baby for shitting itself

    (via obamafart)

  • imhiskindofcrazy:

    yourpetdog:

    yourpetdog:

    what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

    they yelled at me.

    image

    (via dulect)

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Hey, McFly!
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